I v a N z P e r s o n a L b L o g

Apa Kabar? = Anyong Aseo
Sampai Jumpa = Anyong
Kurang Ajar = Monyong
Tidak Lurus = Men Chong
Pria suka berdandan = Ben Chong
Tiba-tiba = She Khonyong
Gak Punya Duit = Nao Dhong
Pengangguran = Nong Krong
Belanja = Bao Rhong
Merampok = Cho Long
Saringan Botol = Choo Rhong
Kendaraan Berkuda = An Dhong
Jual Mahal = Gheng Xi Dhong
Ngelamun = Bae Ngong
Mulut = Mon Chong
Sosis = Lap Chong
Suami dari adiknya Papa = Ku Chong
Kiss me = Soon Dhong Yang
Sweet memory = Choo Pang Dhong
Mobil mogok = Dho Rong Dhong
Lapangan luas = Park King Lot
Pantat gatal-gatal = Che Bhok Dhong
Nasi dibungkus daun pisang: Lon Thong
Cowok Cakep Kaca Mata: Bae Yong Jun
Cowok Cakep Rambut Lurus: Jang Dong Gun
Cowok Cakep Rambut Keriting: Ahn Jung Hwan
Bagian belakang = Bho Khong
Masih muda = brondhong
Pantat gatal = Ga ruk dong
Telur asin = Ndok A Chin
SENDOK GEDE = EN THONG
CELANA SOBEK = BHO LONG
KEPALA BOTAK = KIN CLONG
LAGI MENYANYI = ME LO LHONG
ORANG HITAM = GOO SHONG
BIBIR UCUP = MO NYONG
BERBULU = GE RAN DHONG
Diriku = Gan Theng Dong
Dirimu = Chan Thik Dhong

credits to tien2

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tipe monitor : genit, seneng diperatiin, suka pamer (padahal lom tentu yg dipamerin bagus)

tipe Keyboard : senang dipegang, ditekan, dan dipencet di berbagai lokasi (awas salah tekan, bisa fatal!)

tipe printer : aktif, ditekan sedikit geraknya banyak, kalau sedang dipakai berisik (gak cocok di rumah RSS, mengganggu tetangga)

tipe Windows : tampak luar bagus dalamnya penuh bugs

tipe UNIX : diam diam, multi user

tipe CPU : pintar, pemikir tak banyak bicara tapi mengerjakan banyak hal (diam2 tau2 udah 7bulan)

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources.

If you try to uninstall her you will loose something if you don’t try to
uninstall her you will be rendered useless…

Tipe Mac book : Tipis putih menarik tapi mahal mbok..

credits to elfs

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Mengambil foto sudah menjadi hal biasa buat para kaum yang narsis, tapi pernahkah anda mengambil foto orang dengan gaya seperti ini?

credits to Delight

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credits to One

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